I am young, but I used to be younger. When I was younger I thought that (the rapper) Method Man and I had a chance at a life together. I was beyond what most would call a “tomboy;” I was a young man with a pair of tits and no penis. In his video “All [...]
Archive for the ‘Society & Culture’ Category
Remembering
Posted in Funny, Society & Culture, Writing, family, week of truth on August 16, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Incense Burners
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Incense Burners, Society & Culture, Writing on August 12, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Another group of people I like to make fun of. Like Hipsters, Incense Burners (IB) occupy their own special place within society and likewise within the larger community of “alternative” cliques (or more adequately–clichés). One must be careful when attempting to identify an IB. Rather than distinguishing IBs based on their style of dress or [...]
Why i like the south
Posted in Journal, Society & Culture, The South, Writing, black folk, black people on July 25, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Cornbread baked in ole’ black skillets, collard greens with fat back juice in ‘em, black eyed peas, the fact that every vegetable is overcooked, can be creamed, and has pieces of meat in it. Squash casserole, fried okra, biscuits with gravy in da mornin’. All of the beautiful faces on see on MARTA everyday. The [...]
Vending Machines, Capitalism & Force Feeding
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Rant, Society & Culture, Writing on July 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Sounds deep don’t it? Twenty minutes to class and I am on a writing rampage, which is good because I have a 3-page paper due in 20 minutes and I’ve only written one so far. But it’s okay, I can type it up in class and hand it in at the end 4:30–so technically I [...]
What Would Prince Do (War in Iraq)?
Posted in Funny, Humor, News and politics, Rant, Society & Culture, Writing on May 16, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
The war in Iraq has been a controversial issue for many years. It seems that no one has the answer to the question: should Americans withdraw? It’s as if we’ve forgotten about this country’s greatest political/social problem solver–Prince. Now there’s someone who knows a thing or two about withdrawal.
Prince would say to the [...]
People at the Airport
Posted in Airport, Funny, Hipster, Humor, Society & Culture, Tips - at the airport, Writing on May 11, 2006 | 1 Comment »
The people at the airports are the same people who walk the city streets among us everyday. They take our orders and give us orders. Most of the time they sit around and watch people around them as we watch them. On a normal day, they might reply with a smile if you send one [...]
Why Hipsters are Kewl (with a capital “K”)
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Music, Piss Yourself Funny, Society & Culture, Writing on April 26, 2006 | 2 Comments »
…Because they stick together like sushi rice. Who is a hipster? After the whole grunge phase, there was an entire generation of individuals who had anger but who also had developed a strong affinity to the hipsters of the 40s and 50s. Mostly, these kids thought that Buddy Holly’s was the ideal look. They also [...]