Equal Opportunity Hater

There’s always one person in each class every semester that makes me sick, pisses me off or irritates me by their very existence. (How dare I? Right? Well here’s how I dare, by indulging my ego. Of course I know now that those people most likely possess qualities which I need to work on in [...]

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Vibrators & Feminists

Feminist chicks at university are always taller than you are and they make you feel inferior for being a midget. They wear hoodies all autumn and winter and in the student lounges, even though there is an adequate amount of seating, they sit on the floor cross-legged with their books sprawled out and open–that way [...]

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That was Awkward

Part of the problem is that I don’t know WHEN to be embarrassed or feel “awkward.” That’s not to say that I’m completely clueless about what constitutes and embarrassing episode for parties involved, however, it does oft relegate me to something closer to daftness than “embarrassment.” I’ll give you a few examples. But first, I [...]

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Dancing on table tops is not my thing

Tim Brantley and the Tenth Street Boys is a very good Atlanta band. I went to their show last night. Sometimes the worst thing about bands isn’t their music or stage presence. Sometimes it’s the fans. Everything else is great about this band–except that. Over 90% of the crowd is either a member of some [...]

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How to Make Friends

Lately, I have been experiencing something foreign to me–the longing to be convivial with people whose company I enjoy. I have finally begun to understand why people need people. I live with my lover who is 20+ years my senior. There are 2 or 3 individuals who are very close to me. They [...]

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