I really do not feel that there is something wrong with m vagina today. It is so annoying. It is beyond horniness. It’s actually throbbing like a hungry belly and I’m totally frustrated because my list of potential lovers are very high maintenance and if I see them today, they will want to see me [...]
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Another Horny Ass Day / Invisible Dick
Posted in Funny, Humor, I'm a creep, Lovers, Sexual/Sensual, lust, sex on June 19, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Free Sex Movies & Pics
Posted in Funny, Humor, Journal, Writing, sex on June 27, 2006 | 4 Comments »
If I put that in my title, then people will read my blog. When they search for free porn–which really by now everyone should know all the really great (and truly) free sex sites on the internet–they’ll get my blog. And if they’re Catholic, which I hear many people are, they might feel guilty enough [...]
The Truth About Free Porn 3AM
Posted in Funny, Humor, Rant, Sexblogging, Writing, sex on May 3, 2006 | 1 Comment »
The truth is that no matter how long you’ve been dabbling in free porn, you will eventually end up buying it. Even those websites, where all of the best clips from all of the best movies are compiled are a load of crap. They give you 10 second clip after 10 second clip until you’re [...]
Dirty Dirty Santa II
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Rant, Writing, sex on April 28, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
“Mommy,” I said.
“What you want?” she yelled back.
“Today, at the mall Santa touched me on my danger zone.”
“What the hell you talkin’ bout fool?”
“You know–my danger zone…”
“Who the hell told you to go to the mall anyway?”
“But mommy, he was sweaty and dirty and made me (whispering) say nasty things.”
“Bring your ass over here. I’m [...]
Have a Dirty Christmas/I Am Queen of the Non Sequitur
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Rant, Writing, sex on April 27, 2006 | 4 Comments »
My sister posed a hypothetical to me the other day: Would you rather cuddle nude all night next to George W. Bush while he talks to himself, or would you rather cuddle up next to soggy-assed Richard Simmons? We talked about Santa and I confessed my secret fantasy to have sex with him in his [...]
Sexual Healing: Left of Gray
Posted in Sexblogging, Sexual/Sensual, longing, love, sex on March 31, 2006 | 1 Comment »
The other night when he was inside me, I saw the face of my creator smiling down. I saw the faces of my ancestors smiling, finally having crossed the great divide–they had made it home. Waving from across the ocean, they brought me home; his body reciprocated their embraces and all of my senses evaporated [...]
