Alright, seriously Karen can you help me out here. Just tell me the truth I can handle it. Am I mean? Keep in mind that you are one of my best friends and I love you (and you know I admire you for your strength and faith). Seriously, am I cold? Am I insensitive? Remember [...]
Archive for the ‘Rant’ Category
Insecure
Posted in I'm a creep, Rant, anarchist babies, being sick on February 2, 2007 | 5 Comments »
See what it do
Posted in Journal, Popular Culture, Rant on September 7, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Some of these pop songs are perfect. Right now: Want you by Lloyd feat. Lil’ Wayne! I’ve been a big debunker of southern rap (generally). But there’s somethin’ about Lil’ Wayne. Mostly the song just rocks and has great melody–I’m gonna play it until I can’t stand it anymore. Next, there’s Kelis’ “Bossy.” Kelis is [...]
My affinity for mashed potatoes
Posted in Funny, Humor, I'm a creep, Rant, Writing, anarchist babies on August 13, 2006 | 1 Comment »
I still have a problem spelling potatoes. I always want to add an “e” to the singular. Trying to summon one of my earlier memories of mashed potatoes, before my brain had developed enough for me to form words, is harder than I thought it would be. It isn’t easy being so specific. I [...]
Vending Machines, Capitalism & Force Feeding
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Rant, Society & Culture, Writing on July 18, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Sounds deep don’t it? Twenty minutes to class and I am on a writing rampage, which is good because I have a 3-page paper due in 20 minutes and I’ve only written one so far. But it’s okay, I can type it up in class and hand it in at the end 4:30–so technically I [...]
My Little Experiment (june 30th)
Posted in Funny, Humor, Rant, Writing on July 5, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
The experiment worked. As stated in the last post, on average I receive ten hits per day on my blog. However, with the words “Free sex & Porn” in my title–my average over the past 72 hours has been 45 readers. Already this afternoon (it’s only 3p.m.) I’ve had 39 hits. Were they disappointed? Who [...]
What Would Prince Do (War in Iraq)?
Posted in Funny, Humor, News and politics, Rant, Society & Culture, Writing on May 16, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
The war in Iraq has been a controversial issue for many years. It seems that no one has the answer to the question: should Americans withdraw? It’s as if we’ve forgotten about this country’s greatest political/social problem solver–Prince. Now there’s someone who knows a thing or two about withdrawal.
Prince would say to the [...]
The Truth About Free Porn 3AM
Posted in Funny, Humor, Rant, Sexblogging, Writing, sex on May 3, 2006 | 1 Comment »
The truth is that no matter how long you’ve been dabbling in free porn, you will eventually end up buying it. Even those websites, where all of the best clips from all of the best movies are compiled are a load of crap. They give you 10 second clip after 10 second clip until you’re [...]
The Human Body is Disgusting
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Journal, Rant, Writing, being sick on April 28, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Is there such a shade as “light black?” I ask because that was the color of what came out of my nose this morning. There was not even a hint of green nor a shade of yellow. A few hours later the colors changed to bright orange, deep purple, green-blue. What’s most disgusting is [...]
