Tim Brantley and the Tenth Street Boys is a very good Atlanta band. I went to their show last night. Sometimes the worst thing about bands isn’t their music or stage presence. Sometimes it’s the fans. Everything else is great about this band–except that. Over 90% of the crowd is either a member of some [...]
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A short little diddy i wrote tonight. Disclaimer: it’s really bad, but I’m drunk
Posted in Funny, Humor, Music, Writing on July 21, 2006 | 3 Comments »
Beaners beaners make me sick
Incense burners can suck my dick
Never mind the chilling blows
The aching wantoness bestows
Those frat boy types they’re all alike
Wannabe rappers can take a hike
I like girls with extensions in their hair
And bamboo earings, at least two pair
Make me a sandwich and I’ll sing to you
Make me dinner and I’ll give you [...]
Why Hipsters are Kewl (with a capital “K”)
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Music, Piss Yourself Funny, Society & Culture, Writing on April 26, 2006 | 2 Comments »
…Because they stick together like sushi rice. Who is a hipster? After the whole grunge phase, there was an entire generation of individuals who had anger but who also had developed a strong affinity to the hipsters of the 40s and 50s. Mostly, these kids thought that Buddy Holly’s was the ideal look. They also [...]
Singin’ a New Song
Posted in Funny, Hipster, Humor, Music, Writing on April 26, 2006 | Leave a Comment »
Today, I wrote a new song. I think it’s fantabulous and my panel of listeners would agree. Primarily because they are invisible and if they don’t I’ll make their asses disappear. The song is called “Stalk you ’til I get some dick.” I would classify it as a punk/indie rock song. Here are some of [...]
