5+ years an undergraduate

I’m tired of school now. I’m very close to graduating. I started in the fall of 2001. It is now Spring 2008. I’ve had all together about 1 year and half of no school between that time and 3 or 4 semesters part-time. I can’t learn anything else about rhetoric or composition. I used to [...]

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Another Horny Ass Day / Invisible Dick

I really do not feel that there is something wrong with m vagina today. It is so annoying. It is beyond horniness. It’s actually throbbing like a hungry belly and I’m totally frustrated because my list of potential lovers are very high maintenance and if I see them today, they will want to see me [...]

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Introducing: Shawaquatema Shareesha Jones

I have an alter-ego. Before now, I have not introduced her to the world of the Internet. However, I feel it is time to let her free from my mind. This is not a joke. Her name is Shawaquatema Shareesha Jones. My name is Jennifer A_______. I grew up in Harlem (NYC) in the mid-80s through the 90’s–a [...]

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Vibrators & Feminists

Feminist chicks at university are always taller than you are and they make you feel inferior for being a midget. They wear hoodies all autumn and winter and in the student lounges, even though there is an adequate amount of seating, they sit on the floor cross-legged with their books sprawled out and open–that way [...]

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Feminist Men / Girls You Bring Home to Mama

There are few differences between men who are “feminists” and men who “aren’t anti-feminist.”
Feminist Men VS “I’m not anti-feminist” Men:
1. “I’m not…” Men have to be asked or prodded to perform oral sex.
-Feminist men go right for it, no questions asked, doesn’t matter if you’ve just stepped out of the shower or right out [...]

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That was Awkward

Part of the problem is that I don’t know WHEN to be embarrassed or feel “awkward.” That’s not to say that I’m completely clueless about what constitutes and embarrassing episode for parties involved, however, it does oft relegate me to something closer to daftness than “embarrassment.” I’ll give you a few examples. But first, I [...]

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Interesting facts & Figures Illuminati & freaks

I have been invited to join the order of the Eastern Star. I don’t know what to think about Freemasons, truth is I think a lot of things but have no straight answers, so I’ll leave it alone and come back to it another time. School is in again, vacation was too short and not [...]

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Week of Truth

The week of truth began Monday August 14th. Today I go back to my state of denial. During the week of truth I couldn’t lie to myself. I must write down all of my flaws as I express/experience them and my short-comings as well. During my week of truth I identify what areas of my [...]

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Never been partial to southern men/On Ponce

Saturday night plans change quickly when they are not concrete. Dancing, movies, live music, staying in trying to convince myself to write, starting weekly column at 12midnight because they’re due Sunday at 3p.m. even though I’ve had all week. I am my sister’s fallback company for concerts because I rock (oh, wait a minute, [...]

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My affinity for mashed potatoes

I still have a problem spelling potatoes. I always want to add an “e” to the singular. Trying to summon one of my earlier memories of mashed potatoes, before my brain had developed enough for me to form words, is harder than I thought it would be. It isn’t easy being so specific. I [...]

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