Love doesn’t exist. Like doesn’t even exist. Lovers suck and so do their new, incredibly bland and boring girlfriends. They are insecure and they look like slices of wonder bread–gosh! Could you get any blander? Really, you may as well be dating a mannequin–actually it might move its hips better than that chick. You will never meet anyone like [...]
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Life is Shitty (Schizophrenia)
Posted in Final Exams, Journal, Lovers, longing on December 6, 2006 | 1 Comment »
These posts are getting too long/Finals/Group Projects
Posted in Final Exams, Finals, Funny, Humor, Writing on July 27, 2006 | 1 Comment »
Breaking this up a little bit because I have to write 4 pages (single-spaced) within an hour. I have to make it sound all “academic” but this professor isn’t as easily fooled as my former ones because he actually wants content–so now I will have to “smagerize,” a term I made up which is almost [...]
